LESS CHAOTIC, MORE DICKISH

“CHAAAAAAARGE!”

“I charge.”

“I charge after him.”

“Rage then charge.”

“Charge.”

“Please note that, even though I raised my sword and yelled “charge”, I’m not actually going to move a step. I’m staying where I’m at and watch them fight it out.”

“Okay, everybody charges towards the opposing forces except the dude who who yelled charge. Your enemies heard you and are preparing for your attack. Roll initiative.”

“It’s fun being Chaotic Neutral.”

 

By: Hate_Prime