My wife and I never agree on what type of milk to purchase. She drinks skim milk, where as I prefer whole milk. As a result, we usually buy both kinds.
Shortly after our first child was born she decides to cook up a batch of brownies for the game. They come out of the oven just as the game is about to start, and she brings them in to the game room. The entire group digs in, and players start to comment about how good they are.
My wife then says “And they’re healthy for you too, because they were made with my milk.” As the players begin to gag and spit out the food she realizes what she said, and explains that she meant skim milk.
By: Silver Moon